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Persian grandmother just came from Iran and wanted to become a citizen

In the United States. So she took her grandson with her to take her citizenship exam. The immigration officer told the Persian woman that he had to ask her 4 simple questions about America and if she answers them correctly, she would become a citizen. She Said, "Ok,
but I no speak English, I bringing my grandson".


The man Said, "Ok, so he will translate". Now for your first
question...

1) What is the capital of America ?

The Iranian woman's grandson told her, "Man kojaa raftam daaneshgaah?"
"Washington! !" said the grandma. "That was correct, now for question number 2...

2) When is Independence Day for America ?
The Grandson Said, "Neyman Marcoos kay haraaj daare?"
"July Forth!!", the grandma said.
"Correct, now for question number 3...

3) Who ran for President this year but lost?
The grandson told his grandmother, "Oon Martike ke baa dokhtare shomaa aroosi kard, ke doosesh nadaarin, kojaa bere?"
She Said, "Too goor!!!"
"Wow, wonderful job, now for your final question...

4) Who is the President of the United States now?
The grandson so translated, "Har vaght aghaajoon migoozeh, as chish naaraahat mishi?"

"Boosh!!", grandma answered.

She is a US citizen now....

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